I am Charmaine and I like handmade cards.
I like the smell of rain and toddlers; sitting on a bus alone; and my squaddies.
I like people who keep the conversation going, and subtle anything.
I am curious, judgemental and bored/amused easily.

charmaynx@gmail.com

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as writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia

11:17:00 PM Current Mood: dreadful bake beanish
Current Music: Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield

Omgwtfbbq scratch all that. I think I feel like
/.\
totally!

I shall stop going on about how awfully tiresome my day was, and how Huishan & I spectaculated that Eks was going to have to use the $3000 cash prize to pay for our (the girls') excessive use of toilet paper. Ahem, girls need toilet paper for a reason, my dear principal. And this reason concerns the entire, lengthy future generation of Singapore! Your restricting us to 1 toilet roll per toilet per min. 30 girls may just cause the future generation to cease to exist. Now, wouldn't that be scary!

Beaver & I were on the green line home from NP today. We were standing on the left side of the doors in the train and opposite us was in fact, a humongous pile of yellow-brown-orange shit. Not so.
But we felt equally disgusted anyway.

This couple in their late 20s were shuttling around each other and at that very moment when I glanced over, the man was planting loud, slurrrrpy kisses on the woman's arm (ew.) and (well I couldn't bear to continue looking on).

I leaned over to Beaver and asked her "You saw that?"
"Yeah DUH they've been doing it since we boarded the train T.T"

Then the doors opened at Dover and wonderful, well done, excellent; another couple in their mid 20s entered and choped the space between us and the 1st couple. And they started doing the same, vigorous actions like 7 decibels away from us.

Beaver was "Are you thinking what Im thinking?"
"Yeah I think I'm thinking what you're thinking!"

And Beaver replied, "Maybe we should do the same?"
I gave her a swooney, lovey look.
"I feel soooo invigorated, Jhosy! Let's kiss!"

To which she gave me a rather horrified look and continued on in a loud, passive voice: "Maybe some people should be more subtle hor."

"Oh Jhosy, then I shall begin to seduce you.. subtly!" I said. And laughed quite hysterically at myself.
Give me a break, they sounded like 4 kids sucking from a straw at some black grass jelly really loudly!

Postscript: All characters and dialogue mentioned in this recount are purely for self-entertainment purposes and are in no way meant to be serious (particularly to Mr Koh NJ) :D